her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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