In the future we'll all be gay
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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