I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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