Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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