I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
And then he peed in my hair
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