haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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