if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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