btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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