Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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