Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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