he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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