I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He literally asked permission to hit on me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
