Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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