lets start a swedish sibling band together
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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