Yo dont text me then not text me
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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