I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
