what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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