apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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