the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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