eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he puts the penis in happiness.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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