the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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