Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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