Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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