I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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