Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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