I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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