And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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