sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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