This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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