talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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