I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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