this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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