At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
