That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Oh god it's open bar.
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