i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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