Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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