When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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