Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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