Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
