READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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