didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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