I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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