ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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