You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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