Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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