You work out of a Hotel?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
