My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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