You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
