dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize