Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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