Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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