Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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