is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's official drugs can't kill me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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